Posts tagged with: that’s no way to run a business

How to Translate Job Descriptions

The business world has its own weird way of communicating. It likes jargon and coded language. But never fear! Here is a translation of some of the most common phrases and expressions you’re likely to see in a job description.  “Challenging personalities” — You will work with assholes. All day, every day. “We’re looking for …read more…

How to Translate Business Emails

The business world has its own weird way of communicating. It likes jargon and coded language. But never fear! Here is a translation of some of the most common phrases and expressions you’re likely to see in an email.  “Thanks in advance” — Get this done by the time I hit “send”. “Thanks for your …read more…

at&t’s rebate express

I’m writing this post at the library, because I don’t have internet access at home. I don’t have internet access at home because AT&T cut it off on Tuesday because I hadn’t paid the bill. I don’t blame them one bit for this, because paying the bill is my responsibility, and since I didn’t have …read more…